Witches Brew Recipe Or Devil's Soup

If your ever in the mood for a delicious bowl of Witches Brew I discovered this recipe in a graveyard with dead, decayed, and forgotten Druids, Warlocks, Wizards,and Witches . I would like to share the brew with everyone who is interested in blood curdling, blood sucking evil. It is cringing and very disgusting, but if you have an appetite and hunger for tasting it, it will help you to wreak in misery as you scream horrible, creepy, bloody murder for your wretched, and unclean soul.

THE WREAKING, PUTRID, AND DISGUSTING RECIPE

* 1 Pot of fire, flames and scorching heat from an active volcano.

* 1 Very large black kettle with a giant crooked black iron spoon and ladle for stirring wicked mixtures .

* 1 Sixteen ounce can of Cranky Dog Barks.

* 1 Gallon of Anaconda Snake Bites and Brains Gumbo Mix.

* 21 Switch Blades From Punk Ass Rockers , Brats, and Twerps Mix.

* 1 Pint of Scabs from a Cooper's Hawk with Old Bunions Oil.

* 2 Pints of Dead Man's Gladiator Guts and Syrup.

* 1 Cup of Rust from the Swords of Decayed Roman Soldiers.

* 1 Tablespoon of Saddam Hussein's Hanged Man's Tongue Mix.

* 1 Loaf of Gorilla Ass Whiping Bread

* 1 Gallon of Vulture Potatoes and Intestinal Farts, Warts, And Eskimo Parts.

* 1 Pound of Salami Slime.

* Sixteen Rat Pills, And Tickle Wart Juice and Grape Nuts.

* 1 Pint of Rattlesnake Fangs, and Scar Tissue with Poison included.

* 1 Gallon of Gorgeous Gelatin from the Tonsils Of Hammer Head Sharks.

* 1 Cup of Cannibal Beans and Cream Corn Mix.

* 1 Gallon of Panther licks, Stink Suds and Godzilla Syrup.

* 1 Cup of Monkey Brains and Orangutan Balls in Heavy Syrup.

* 24 Knocks On Wormed Wood, and Cabbage Farts from an Old Sailors Cedar Chest.

* 2 Sticks of Vampire Bat Margarine.

* 12 Ounces of Homicide Butter And First Degree Murder Guts.

* 1 Teaspoon of Armed Robbery Oil and Dungeon Corn Starch.

* 1 Teaspoon of Coddle Berry Rats Ass and Banana Whiz .

* 1 Pint of Viking Blood, and Mongolian Guts and Entrails.

* 1 Cup of Chimpanzee Maniac Madness Mix.

* 1 Teaspoon of Wart Hog Insanity and Rotten Dog Mix.

* 1 Can Of Granny Gripes, and Cat Tails rocked over by Flimsy Rocking Chairs, Screams and Yells Mix.

* 1 Pint of Eyeballs Mix from Skulls in Flatulence Gravy and Killers Mix.

* 5 Chopped and diced Rapists from an Electric Chair.

* 1 Gallon of Blood Curdling Vicious Molester Mix and Gas Chamber Screams.

* 1 Gallon of Satan's Liquid Hot Sauce Killers and Demons Mix.

* 1 Cup of Ponderosa Cow Poke Syrup From the Prickly Heat of the Cart Wrights from Bonanza.

* 1 Pound of Macaroni and Cheese from a kitchen refrigerator made by Maniacs from Sing Sing Prison.

* 1 Pound of Werewolf blood and Bites, with a Virgin's Kiss .

* Two cases of Manslaughter Buns with Sesame Seeds for sandwiches.

* Twenty Bites From Zombies, Vampires, Witches, Warlocks , Wizards, Bats ,Scoundrels, and Cry Baby's Mix.

* 1 Gallon of Battle Axe Skull Crack-in Cream made By Blood Curdling Fiends , Fools , Psychiatrists, and Dictators.

* 2 Cans of Snot and Bugger Oil and Vampire Fangs, in the Vomit of Sick and Infected Maniacs with the Plague.

* 1 Gallon of Tub Of Lard Powder Milk.

* 25 Lousy Rotten Kicks in the Butt Cream De-mint.

* 50 Beatings By a Pretty Woman with Leather Drawers and a Leather Strap Mix.

* 10 pounds of Decayed Vulture Syrup.

* 1 Litre of Wet Spots from the sheets of College Co Eds from Harvard, Yale, or Duke University Student Dormatories.

* 1 Gallon of Dead Man's Corpse Cream from Victims of The O.K. Coral.

* 1 Pound of sour jello from a goose with loose bowls.

* 1 Gallon of Black Cat Nine Lives Dagger Stabs From and Egyptian Pharaoh's Tomb.

* 5 Gallons of Dragon Fire De-mint and Wart Hog Cream.

* 100 Old Man's Bristles, Gripes, Belly Aches, Warts, and Toad Stool Farts.

* 500 Smart Butt Or Sassy Remarks From Ugly Warlocks, Witches, Weasels,Traitors, Pirates, from Jealous Or Divorced Wives.

* 1 Pint of Attorney Fees For a Killers Acquittal.

* 1 Quart of Divorced Husbands Belly Aches Cry Baby Weeping Syrup.

* 50 Gallons of Decayed Hippopotamus Dung and Wormy Disease De-mint.

* 5 Gallons of Witches Brew Stink Reducer, And Stink Eliminator Mix.

* 1 Teaspoon of Vanilla Extract for flavor improvements.

* Add One Thermonuclear Atomic Bomb to the kettle, and then Grab the Cheeks Of Your Ass Mix.

Instructions: Mix all ingredients well before you frickin die, and boil them on a large flame for ten days.Ten witches and zombies must stir the brew slowly and serve it hot to everyone who does not treat you well on your birthday, or at your wedding, or at your prom, or at your family reunion, or at your barmitzfa, or at your place of employment, or at your funeral. Makes 100 servings for 100 of your favorite victims.