How Can You Fight Pain ?

Sunday, February 27, 2011

. You could throw a shoe at it.

. You could blast it right out of a cannon.

. Some Ninjas could whip it's behind.

. You could invite it to go camping with you, let it crawl into a canoe, and then push it in deep water without a paddle.

. You could stick a banana in it's tail pipe. This will make it's car hard to start.

. Put it in a boxing ring with a heavy weight champion of the world.

. Let it get in a fight with Popeye or Olive Oil. They will put some hurt-in on pain.

. You could hit it with a frying pan.

. You could sling rotten tomatoes at it.

. You could accidentally spill hot coffee on it.

. You could punch it with boxing gloves.

. You could run a herd of cattle over it.

. You could accidentally spill milk on it.

. You could have ex convicts gang bang it.

. You could hire a hit man to snuff it out.

. You could throw darts at it.

. You could get a mule to kick it.

. You could call the police to arrest it.

. You could file charges against it.

. You could file a restraining order against it.

. You could get it suspended from grammar school.

. You could show it that it is not smarter than a fifth grader.

. You could tell it that it is and itch that will be scratched.

. You could get your little sister to punch it in the nose.

. You could slap it in the face, and tell it to turn another cheek , and slap it too.

. You could sick your dog on it.

. You could sick your duck on it.

. You could sick your goose on it.

. You could sick your mother or your wife on it.

. You could sick your attorney on it.

. You could sick your big bully husband on it.

. You could have a school teacher give it a thousand lines to write, " I was painful , but not anymore. "

. You could take it to civil court.

. You could take it to small claims court.

. You could accuse it of statutory rape.

. You could shoot it in the rump with a BB gun.

. You could accidentally smear a chocolate stain on it.

. You could make long distance calls on it's telephone.

. You could cut a hole in it's straw when it is trying to drink a strawberry shake.

. You could tell the police it was driving drunk.

. You could place a dirty diaper in it's glove compartment.

. You could let the air out of it's tires.

. You could give it a gift of tight drawers so that it will split them when it bends over.

. You could hit it in the tail with a switch.

. You could dip it's pony tail in ink.

. You could ride a taxi cab and have the taxi driver charge it for your ride.

. You could give it a load of watermelons so it's car muffler will drag on the highway.

. You could steal it's sesame seeds from it's hamburger buns.

. You could serve it cold , hot chocolate.

. You could tell the Ice cream man not to drive his truck down pain street.

. You could put a piece of ex lax in it's ice cream sandwich, and make pain run to the bath room with the poo ties.

. You could send it to summer camp to sing Kumby Ya.

May Your Skies Be Blue, And God Bless You.