Pepper And Stuff That Can Burn Or Hurt Your Tail.

. Too much fiber in your diet might burn your you know what.

. Accidentally applying Ben Gay to your you know what instead of rash cream can burn your you know what.

. Hot peppers can taste delicious with fried chicken, but they can make a flame thrower out of that location.

. Accidentally sitting on a heater can scorch your tail. If this happens apply a cooling cream of some kind on the scorched areas.

. Putting things in it that you have no business fooling with can cause a world of misery.

. Sitting down with very tight blue jeans can make you raw there if you sit real long.

. If you like kinky sex then tell your wife to pull down your pants so that she can burn your tail with a scorching hot frying pan.This will help burn away depraved thoughts.  Tell her that you cheat ,and she can beat you sinceless with the pan also. This should make you sleep real good.

. Do not travel to strange islands where cannibals might cook you alive and snack on your life as a buffet.

. Do not put barbeque sauce on everything you eat.

. Do not eat very hot and spicy hot dog chili all your life.

. Do not put Cajun seasoning mix on everything you eat.

. Do not get tortured by depraved crazy maniacs.

. Do not die and go to the bottom less pit because your life will burn for sure down there.

. Do not eat mustard all the time.

. Do not eat hot and spicy food all the time.

. Do not let a vampire chase you in the woods, or Dracula, or fiends, or Werewolves bite you in your crack while you run for your life.

. Do not fly a jet into Soviet air space and get locked on by a SAM missile.

. Try not to lose too many heat absorbing wafers from your NASA space shuttle when you enter the ionization zone during re entry back into Earths atmosphere.

. To much pasta red gravy might do it, if you eat it seven days a week every day for fifty years. The acid will burn your tail for sure.

. Do not commit murder and run from the police. You could get a bullet right up your you know what so easily.

. There are many sexually related devices that I can not talk about on Hub Pages because this is a nice family site and not designed for gross specifics. Do not buy any with bumps on them. Do not let anyone stick them in places they have no business sticking them in. If someone tries to stick and object in your you know what, call 911, or a large uncle that works out with weights.

. Do not sprinkle black pepper or red pepper or cayenne sauce on that area neither.

. Do not get kicked in the tail by a donkey while your taking a knot out of your tennis shoe.

. If your doing construction work on the Empire State Building, do not fall off and land on your tail bone.

. Do not take and over dose of laxatives. They can burn your tail too.

God Bless You.