The Little Yellow Bird. Part 21 . My Favorite Actor Is Robert De Niro.

Saturday, January 21, 2011.

I like Robert De Niro. Is he cool or what ! One of my favorite movies is Ronin. Robert is a CIA agent, under cover playing along pretending to try to recover a case. He does not know what is in it. He is really after a guy named Shamus. Shamus is a rogue agent all the way. He is and enemy agent trying to get the case from other agents and from the Russians.

Robert is a well trained and experienced agent in the movie, and uses the Beretta pistol well.

There is a lot of action in the film and fancy car chases, and car crashes, and gun fire activity. I would like to be a police woman, and carry a German Luger with cross my heart bullets so that when I shoot crooks and robber and hard core spies they will drop like sacks of potatoes.

I painted my toenails red today. My husband will come in from work wanting to make love but he better have some delicious donuts. And I am wishing for some strawberry jelly ones too. If he wants me, he better bring something home, or off our mariage bed he will roll.

Maybe I should consider being a hot line counselor. I could counsel sixteen year old girls that have been victims of molestation. This is a serious crime. If some poor defenseless young teen is fooled with by some dirty creep, I could be the one to be called for help.

Or maybe I could be a detective with a large gold badge. I could wear a blue steel Colt 45 on the right side of my curvaceous hip. My tight blue jeans would leave the detective guys with drooling as I waltz on into the police station to check out my locker. All the cops could try to pinch my thighs until my husband walks in and says, "What's going on here ? Why are you guys messing with my honey bunch. I will whoop the tar out of all you cats for just thinking of getting fresh with my main squeeze."

My fellow detective guys would quickly split because their no match for my husband who would be a Navy Jet fighter pilot that is highly decorated.

I think my daddy is calling me. He wants me to help him dig earth worms so he and my husband, my hunk can set trout lines in the river by the banks of the Tangipahoa somewhere in Tickfaw, Louisiana.

I visited the house trailer again yesterday. My husband came with me. We brought along some Vienna sausages and some cherry soda pop. We watched the cats by the window for a while. They tore up the mini blinds in the trailer a long time ago. The old man raises what is left of them up so the cats can see us outside.

The old man did not go outside to do any yard work , but he did spend some time making , and baking bread.

His wife patched his split blue jeans. She sewed them together. He must have been down and split them one day. He only has one pair of pants. His wife chews him out for wanting musical instruments instead of clothes. I think that poor old man is like a big kid.

God Bless Everyone.