Our Cats Love Chicken. I Microwave It For Them , And For Us.

July 26, 2010. " Mr. Spock " , said Captain Kirk. " Check The Freezers of The Enterprise. Chicken is no longer present to feed the crew , or the ship cats. It is likely the Romulans deactivated our shields. Ten tons of raw frozen chicken has been stolen from our storage banks."

" Captain, I will never understand the cruelty and illogical ways of the Romulans. We will cut and freeze more tons of chicken and put it in zip lock freezer bags for future meals , and to calm the cats ", said Mr. Spock.

Soon I will have to return to the supermarket. Joann cooked the last bag of chicken today. I barely had time to taste a piece before Gray Fox got it , our loyal bread and butter Hub Pages cat, that whined, and meowed for the very piece I was about to place in my mouth.

I could not take the chicken apart fast enough from the bones. I suddenly realized I was not wearing a coat, I was wearing cats that eagerly awaited chicken in their dishes. Swiftly I put pieces of chicken in their plates. The faster I placed the chicken in them, the faster they ate it. When they were all fed I noticed I missed out on chicken for myself .

On my next trip to the market I will buy fifty tons of chicken , cut it, clean it , and bag it and freeze it. It should last a long time.

Our home is much like a ship at sea. Our cats are like hungry tigers that roam the jungle . Last night I heard and awful crash. Tiger jumped on top of the refrigerator and knocked down the set of large cooking utensils.

Well, saylavee to that extra junk that was gathering dust anyway. We have a lot of kitchen junk in a big drawer that hardly ever gets used.

I played the banjitar today. It is a banjo guitar. I finally had the energy to remove it from a closet. We have too much stuff in our house. Everything was in the way of the closet.

I hope the Romulans are happy with chicken. If they needed food that bad, all they had to do was buy it.

There was a jar of peanut butter on the table. I forgot to ask Joann to pick up some jelly . When she came back from town today she came in with strawberry jelly.

The girl must have read my mind. She knows everything except when I need romance in my life.

It cooled off today. After a rain we had cooler weather. I went to sleep threw it all. I wish I could have had the energy to work a little. Sometimes I do not sleep and that can take the energy out of you.

When I go to the store tomorrow , if I feel O.K. I will buy something Becky will enjoy. She likes tropical punch so I will get her some.

Tomorrow I will check the car. I always try to check the oil, coolant, steering fluid, transmission fluid, and brake fluid. Be careful if you check all these things. Make sure that you check them right, and put cover lids or caps on them all, the right ones for the right stuff. Be careful with brake fluid and transmission fluid. These might be better checked by professionals.