The Last Meal Of Macaroni And Meatballs. A Fantasy Short.

Monday, February 13, 2012

INGREDIENTS :

l. Ten gigantically dangerous gangsters with machine guns.

2. One large checkered table cloth.

3. One yelling God Mother who wants to know who murdered her fifty year old son Joey The Bull .

4. One violinist with real bad nerves who would not dare play a sour note by a pasta table of gangsters.

5. One very lovely God daughter holding a red red rose near her heart, and never singing a note of Ave Maria out of tune in memory of Joey the bull.

6. The presence of one very old pissed off Godfather with a very large machine gun, stuffed in his box drawers under his suspender held black dress pants that were ironed , and pressed by made men.

7. One very very large gruesome pot of the most satisfyingly delicious beef chuck meatballs ever served in the history of meals.

8. One extremely large super pot filled with the most scrumptious gravy ever made by the greatest cooks that ever lived , who cried over it because it tasted so wonderful, and delicious .

9. One super large pot of the most beautiful noodles that a bunch of killers would be willing to die for.

10. Twelve coffins hidden in the cellar for ten gangsters, a God father, and a God mother after being mowed down by ten more gangsters while lunch was being served .

11. Ten morticians trying their very best to make the family look it's best after being riddled by a thousand rounds of lead .

12. One large wake, and a long funeral procession , and long black Limousines with weeping young mistresses that wept by the graves of their sugar daddy's. They all wore black skirts, veils, and diamond studded jewels , and cultured pearl necklaces .

13. Fifty Paul Bearers wearing ten thousand dollar suits , ten thousand dollar watches , and thousand dollar cuff links each.

14. One chocolate Boston cream pie with ice cream served to the new God Father.

God Bless Everyone.